- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Womens basketball

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

The Holocaust

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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