Y u do dis?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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