Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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