JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

a chinese man pays the full price

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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