- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What would u like to drink?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what did one computer say to the other .........

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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