Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

I <3 Hitler

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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