- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What? Huh?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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