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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Justin Bieber.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

where's mom I killed her

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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