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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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