- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A man walks into a bar

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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