- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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