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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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