-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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CAS

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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