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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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