Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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