- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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