- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

knock knock There's no door

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

did you stub your toe?

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

guess what what that wasnt it

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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