- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Coldpaly is a good band

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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