what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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