Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Atheism

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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