- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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