- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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