why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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