Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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