What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

fava beans

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Dude man, I'm high...

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

kennah campion... being nice

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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