Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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