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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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