- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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