- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Banana Hamock.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

women's rights

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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