Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Three men are stranded in a small rowboat. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. It became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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