The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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what is the color of a burp burple

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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