What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Knock knock *open*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Black people stink of shite!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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