some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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