- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why? Why Not?

Invisible Children Foundation.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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