What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I had a submarine.... once

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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