- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Gus's mom

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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