what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Anti Joke

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