what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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