- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I walk into a bar...

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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