- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Knock, Knock Who's There

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Im gay What about you

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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