- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

so...um, yeah

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Laugh.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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