a black man pays his child support

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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