I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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