What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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