- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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