- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Wright flyer

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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