what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

your face is kinda funny

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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