- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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