- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

politically correct!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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