- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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