- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How come grilled cheese?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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