- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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