- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do asprins work? Because they're white

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Y u do dis?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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