- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Do u take sugar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?