What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

CHORGLUND

a blond girl walks into a bar

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Youre mom is so dead...

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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