Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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