What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

your mom was so fat that she died.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Life

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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