How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

a man walked into a bar....

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Fox News

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Church.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Anti Joke

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