- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Nick Cannon

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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