what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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