Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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