- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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