- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

did you stub your toe?

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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