A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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bangers and mash?

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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