Abortion.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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