- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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