A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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