- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

your face is kinda funny

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

YEAH THEY DO!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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