- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

like most people my age. im 27

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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