What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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