- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I put my baby in a microwave.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

don't just stand there

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??