- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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