The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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