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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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