My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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