- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

. . I am a whale

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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