- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Women's rights.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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