Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

women's rights

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Your mam is so fat.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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