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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Your mom

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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