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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

live or die you decide to late time to die

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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