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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

so...um, yeah

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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