What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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