Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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