- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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