- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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