A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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