- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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