What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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KONY 2012

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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