Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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