Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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