- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Connor is homo

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

69

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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