- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Click here to end the world.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

honest politician

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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