- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Stephen Hawking

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

I have suicidal thoughts

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

i have a christmas tree.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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