- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

This sentence is a lie.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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