What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Gingers.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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