- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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