- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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