- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What the hell are you doing?

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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