- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Morning wood.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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