What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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