- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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