Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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I need to start studying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Woman's Rights

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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