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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Racial equality.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.