- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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