- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

This sentance contains three errers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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