Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

You know whats funny Aids

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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