Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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This sentance contains three errers

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Me Neither.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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no

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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