One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

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