- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Womens basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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