- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance