Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Netflix and chill

robin, get in the car.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what's worst than being gay? being black

knock knock There's no door

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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